You Know You're a Mom When
Well, as promised, here's the final cut. All of your entries were great. We had the best time laughing as we related to one. Thank you to everyone who entered and congratulations again to Nicole. The audience on Sunday really seemed to enjoy the final list.
You Know You’re a Mom When…
- You have signed a check with a crayon
- You wish your baby monitor had a snooze button
- You can feed a small family with all of the
french fries, goldfish, and various other crumbs found in the back of your
mini-van
- You find yourself constantly talking in 3rd
person, “Mommy said NO!”
- You child has taken two baths today but you
haven’t had a shower in two days!
- You can think of 1000 different ways to use a
baby wipe that don’t involve changing a diaper
- Instead of singing in the shower you say things
like
- Don’t open the door
- Go watch dora
- No, you can’t get in
- Is anyone hurt?
- Don’t open the door
- An uninterrupted shower feels like a day at the
spa.
- You know all the words to every theme song on
Nick Jr. but you can’t remember where your keys or cell phone are
- When on that rare chance that you go to the grocery store alone, you walk the isles slowly as if in a museum.
Hope you had a great Mother's day!
great list!
Posted by: Tiffany Cooper | May 19, 2009 at 03:16 PM
Hey Holly,
Watched your message online, and you did a fantastic job!
-April
Posted by: April Whedbee | May 13, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Let me tell you, your message Sunday truly touched me. It was very apparent that God was speaking to you. There were so many things that I needed to hear! Thank you and Praise God!!! Looking forward to hearing from you again soon.
Posted by: Jennifer Watkins | May 12, 2009 at 08:04 PM
Holly, I am sure you have heard this since the first service was over on Sunday, but.......YOU ARE AWESOME!
You are beautiful, smart, witty, and full of the "Holly" Spirit. It was an honor to get to hear your message on Sunday.
Move over Pastor Steven....there is a new deputy in town! Love you both and pray for you both daily!
Posted by: Heather Todd | May 12, 2009 at 07:14 PM
As a mom to a 4yo and 5yo - I LOVE grocery shopping alone!!!! I stumbled upon your blog while researching churches in the Indian Trail area. We are looking at moving there this summer.
I may have to add your blog to my blog feed...
Blessings
Chris
Posted by: Chris | May 12, 2009 at 03:59 PM
These are great and oh, so true!
Posted by: kendra haneline | May 12, 2009 at 01:59 PM
great list!
watched you preach last night - awesome job!!!
Posted by: misty mccaslin | May 12, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Hey Holly,
Just wanted you to know that your message from this past Sunday was AMAZING:) You are beautiful and I love your realness and your transparency! God is def pouring out of your life and its so exciting to see all that is happening in your life and also in your church! I would love to get together sometime! I told my husband this week I wanted to bring our girls to Elevation to visit:)
Thanks
Holly Myers (www.simplyholly.wordpress.com)
Posted by: Holly Myers | May 12, 2009 at 01:03 PM
That was pretty good
Posted by: Chad | May 12, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Even to a college student with no kids- this is very funny!! :) Thanks for sharing. I am from East TN (and go to North Greenville in the school year) but love watching Elevation online. What a pleasant thing to look yesterday and see that you were speaking! It was such a blessing and perfectly timed too! Thank you for being brave! It really challenged my perspective on difficult things. So thanks again for sharing. :)
Posted by: kam | May 12, 2009 at 07:51 AM